For a mere $10,000, you will soon be able to buy a limited edition “Triple Fisher” Betamax player, which may or may not come with a Betamax tape of “Triple Fisher: The Lethal Lolitas of Long Island.”

The filmmakers are currently in talks with Kapelovision’s Betamax-only label, Alpha-Omega-Beta™ (αβΩ™), to release the film on Betamax.