While not yet rated by the MPAA, “Triple Fisher 2: Quadruple Fisher” will have a self-rating of “Double Triple X™” (i.e., “Sextuple X™” or “XXXXXX™”).
Moreover, “Quadruple Fisher” will be the first film in cinematic history to be shot entirely in 5-D™, utilizing the patent-pending-pending™ film format soon to be known to the masses as “Tesseractovision.™”
KAPELOVISION ACQUIRES WORLDWIDE RIGHTS TO “TRIPLE FISHER 2: QUADRUPLE FISHER” REUNITING THE ORIGINAL THREE ACTRESSES FROM “TRIPLE FISHER” AND INTRODUCING 90s ADULT-FILM SENSATION SIERRA AS “LOLITA FISHER”
(SANTA MONICA, CA) November 12, 2013 – Kapelovision Productions has greenlit TRIPLE FISHER 2: QUADRUPLE FISHER, the highly anticipated sequel to TRIPLE FISHER: THE LETHAL LOLITAS OF LONG ISLAND.
TRIPLE FISHER 2: QUADRUPLE FISHER, shot in 5-D (Tesseractovision) and rated Sextuple X (XXXXXX), is a courtroom drama starring Sierra (SPLENDOR IN THE ASS 2) as Lolita Fisher who, along with the three Amy Fishers, is on trial for “sexual lethalism.”
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This Thursday August 29 at 7pm (doors open at 6:30pm) is the Littleton, Colorado premiere of “Triple Fisher: The Lethal Lolitas of Long Island.”
“Triple Fisher” is the number 60,837 most IMDb-ed movie of all time this week. Thank you to all you IMDb users for making this happen! Because IMDb uses a top-secret weighted algorithm, it is unclear how this number is generated, but whatever you are doing, it’s working! Keep it up.
A theme has emerged from the Melbourne Underground Film Festival line-up, and that theme is Lawrence Tierney. The festival, which is being held from September 6th to September 14th, will present the World Premiere of the documentary “The Last Days of Joe Blow” about porn actor Michael Tierney, nephew of the late great Lawrence Tierney. Michael Tierney will be there in person. The festival is also running a Lawrence Tierney gangster film retrospective. And on September 8th, “Triple Fisher” will be screened which, of course, stars Lawrence Tierney as Joey Buttafuoco’s father.
Some photos from the star-studded “Triple Fisher” screening:
Mr. Buttafuoco was kind enough to give me the following pull quote to promote the film: “Beautifully edited. Go see this movie!”
Joey also told me that he spoke to Mary Jo the day of the screening, and that she had known about “Triple Fisher” even before Joey did. He even said that she might have actually come to the screening if she didn’t have to be in Vegas that evening. He also said that he wished that “Triple Fisher” would have come out 20 years ago, right after the incident because it totally makes fun of the media frenzy that ensued.
One young lady (I won’t mention her name in case she wishes to remain anonymous) was so excited by Joey’s presence that she asked him sign her breasts.
At the Everything is Festival screening of “Triple Fisher,” Joey agreed to answer any and all questions from the audience. Here are just a few of the amazing things that Mr. Buttafuoco told the audience:
1. Joey’s brother, Bobby Buttafuoco, is a world champion arm wrestler (hence the arm wrestling scene in “Casualties of Love”).
2. The Buttafuocos received $350,000 for the rights to their life story from CBS.
3. Joey was in jail with the Long Island Rail Road mass murderer Colin Ferguson, and Joey punched him in the face when the guards weren’t looking.
4. The reason that Joey pleaded guilty to the statutory rape charge was because Rupert Murdoch paid him $500,000 to go to jail and give Fox the exclusive story. (This makes no sense to me.)
5. Joey really did snort dirty rain water that he scooped up from a puddle on the ground to wash down the cocaine in his nostrils, as depicted in “Triple Fisher.”
Thursday’s screening was amazing, thanks in no small part to man himself, the real life Joey Buttafuoco, appearing in person! I was pretty nervous about showing the film to him until I met him right before the show. I never thought I would utter these words, but Joey Buttafuoco is totally cool. Even the naysayers who thought it was a bad idea to bring Joey to the event admitted that Joey was an extremely nice and charming guy. Thanks to Cinefamily, Everything is Terrible, and Joey B. himself for making this event happen!